Reeferman

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Reeferman is the most evil embodiment of apathy.

Reeferman doing just some what he does best.

Origin

No one knows where he came from -just that he was here a minute ago.

History

He hasn't gotten around to writing that autobiography yet, but almost everyone has a story to tell about Reeferman. Most of those stories involve inexplicable absences and/or sudden disappearances.

Powers

Fueled by a cocktail of mystical herbal substances, Reeferman possesses infinite patience and an unflappable ability to outlast anyone who dares confront him. Reeferman is also a master guitarist.

Weaknesses

Sometimes Reeferman finds himself overpowered by a crippling hunger. Other than that kind of diversion, there's not much that can be done to combat Reeferman directly. Some have tried Paxil though -to varying degrees of success. Nemesis Keeferman seems to prefer throwing Klonopin and a heavy dose of obnoxious at him (again, to varying degrees of success).

Not-so-secret Identity

Steven "Big Time" Johnstoner, lead guitarist of the spacerock band Cinetrope.

Reeferman is apparently too lazy to stand up when challenging a rival (in this case Hurricane who appears to be displaying remarkable restraint).

Associates

• Sharron
• Scotty
• Charles
• Darren

Themesong

"Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

See also

• Neuroxin
  
• Bluntman & Chronic
  
• VILLAINS subsection

References

Marvel at his astoundingly anti-frenetic action on YouTube.
Experience the somnolescense of his alleged biography at Cinetrope.net.