Reeferman
From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes
Reeferman is the most evil embodiment of apathy.
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Origin
No one knows where he came from or where he's gone -just that he was here a minute ago.
History
He hasn't gotten around to writing that autobiography yet, but almost everyone has a story to tell about Reeferman. Most of those stories involve inexplicable absences and/or sudden disappearances.
Powers
Fueled by a cocktail of mystical herbal substances, Reeferman possesses infinite patience and an unflappable ability to outlast anyone who dares confront him. Reeferman is also a master guitarist.
Weaknesses
Sometimes Reeferman finds himself overpowered by a crippling hunger. Other than that kind of diversion, there's not much that can be done to combat Reeferman directly. Some have tried Paxil though -to varying degrees of success. Nemesis Keeferman seems to prefer throwing Klonopin gas grenades and a heavy dose of obnoxious at him (again, to varying degrees of success).
Not-so-secret Identity
Steven "Big Time" Johnstoner, lead guitarist of the spacerock band Cinetrope.
Associates
- Sharron
- Scotty
- Charles
- Darren
- Tambourine Man
Themesong
"Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix
See also
- Bluntman & Chronic
- Neuroxin
- VILLAINS subsection
References
Marvel at his astoundingly anti-frenetic action on YouTube.
Experience the somnolescense of his alleged biography at Cinetrope.net.
