Reeferman

From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes

Reeferman is the most evil embodiment of apathy.

Reeferman doing just some of what he does best.

Origin

No one knows where he came from or where he's gone -just that he was here a minute ago.

History

He hasn't gotten around to writing that autobiography yet, but almost everyone has a story to tell about Reeferman. Most of those stories involve inexplicable absences and/or sudden disappearances.

Powers

Fueled by a cocktail of mystical herbal substances, Reeferman possesses infinite patience and an unflappable ability to outlast anyone who dares confront him. Reeferman is also a master guitarist.

Weaknesses

Sometimes Reeferman finds himself overpowered by a crippling hunger. Other than that kind of diversion, there's not much that can be done to combat Reeferman directly. Some have tried Paxil though -to varying degrees of success. Nemesis Keeferman seems to prefer throwing Klonopin gas grenades and a heavy dose of obnoxious at him (again, to varying degrees of success).

Not-so-secret Identity

Steven "Big Time" Johnstoner, lead guitarist of the spacerock band Cinetrope.

Reeferman is apparently too lazy to stand up when challenging a rival (in this case Hurricane -who appears to be displaying remarkable restraint).

Associates

• Sharron
• Scotty
• Charles
• Darren
• Tambourine Man

Themesong

"Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

See also

• Bluntman & Chronic
• Neuroxin
• VILLAINS subsection

References

Marvel at his astoundingly anti-frenetic action on YouTube.
Experience the somnolescense of his alleged biography at Cinetrope.net.