Spinner

From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes

The Spinner is an award-winning opinionator with Faux Force Six. His goal is to win people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally that they succumb to it utterly and can never again escape from it.

Contents 1 Not-so-secret Identity 2 Powers and Abilities 3 Weapons & Armor 4 Known Weaknesses 5 Known Associates 6 Themesong

Not-so-secret Identity

Bill O'Reilly (a.k.a. "Papa Bear")

Powers and Abilities

• Hypnosis
• Backspin
• the "Whirlwind" maneuver

Weapons & Armor

• Trenchcoat of Self-Righteousness

Known Weaknesses

• the Southern Hemisphere,
• Swirlies
• Loofas

Known Associates

• Rupert Murdoch
• Mad Foamer

Themesong

Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me"