Evil Overlord List

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Mission Statement

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The List

• 1. 90 I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
• 78 I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
• 75 I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
• 67 No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
• 6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
• 2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

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References

The Official Evil Overlord List