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From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes

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Contents 1 Not-so-secret Identity 2 Powers and Abilities 3 Weapons & Armor 4 Known Weaknesses 5 Known Associates 6 Themesong

Not-so-secret Identity

Bill O'Reilly (a.k.a. "Papa Bear")

Powers and Abilities

• Hypnosis
• Backspin
• the "Whirlwind" maneuver

Weapons & Armor

• Trenchcoat of Self-Righteousness

Known Weaknesses

• the Southern Hemisphere,
• Swirlies
• Loofas

Known Associates

• Rupert Murdoch
• Mad Foamer

Themesong

Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me"