Spinner

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-	Purportedly, Chief Executive Officer Dubya is merely a figurehead, acting upon the influences of the other [[Vulcans]]. His charisma, perceived leadership qualities, and string of political victories are, however, undeniable. Misunderestimate him at your peril.	+	The Spinner is an award-winning opinionator with [[Faux Force Six]]. His goal is to win people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally that they succumb to it utterly and can never again escape from it.
-	[[Image:v3dubya.jpg|thumb|250px| ]]	+	[[Image:v3ff6spin.jpg|thumb|250px| ]]
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	==Not-so-secret Identity==		==Not-so-secret Identity==
-	George Walker Bush (a.k.a. "43")	+	Bill O'Reilly (a.k.a. "Papa Bear")
	==Powers and Abilities==		==Powers and Abilities==
-	*Strategery	+	*Hypnosis
-	*Aura of Misunderestimation (2km radius).	+	*Backspin
		+	*the "Whirlwind" maneuver
	==Weapons & Armor==		==Weapons & Armor==
-	*Teflon power-suit.	+	*Trenchcoat of Self-Righteousness
	==Known Weaknesses==		==Known Weaknesses==
-	*Vietnamese airspace	+	*the Southern Hemisphere,
-	*the English language	+	*Swirlies
		+	*Loofas
	==Known Associates==		==Known Associates==
-	*Crown Prince Abdullah Al-Saud	+	*Rupert Murdoch
-	*J.E.B.Bush	+	*[[Mad Foamer]]
-	*[[DICK!]]	+
	==Themesong==		==Themesong==
-	“Rhinestone Cowboy” by Glen Campbell	+	Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me"
	[[Category:political]]		[[Category:political]]
-	[[Category:villains]]	+	[[Category:Faux Force Six]]
-	[[Category:Vulcans]]	+
	[[Category:Keeferverse]]		[[Category:Keeferverse]]
	[[Category:section 2]]		[[Category:section 2]]

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Current revision as of 17:20, 6 February 2010

The Spinner is an award-winning opinionator with Faux Force Six. His goal is to win people over to an idea so sincerely, so vitally that they succumb to it utterly and can never again escape from it.

Contents 1 Not-so-secret Identity 2 Powers and Abilities 3 Weapons & Armor 4 Known Weaknesses 5 Known Associates 6 Themesong

Not-so-secret Identity

Bill O'Reilly (a.k.a. "Papa Bear")

Powers and Abilities

• Hypnosis
• Backspin
• the "Whirlwind" maneuver

Weapons & Armor

• Trenchcoat of Self-Righteousness

Known Weaknesses

• the Southern Hemisphere,
• Swirlies
• Loofas

Known Associates

• Rupert Murdoch
• Mad Foamer

Themesong

Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me"