Teabagger

From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes

The Teabagger (a.k.a. Little Bobby Tables) is yet another pleasantly villainous character. He was once both a semi-pro soccer player and database administrator. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and .

Biography

Initially a consultant with megacorporation DotCom, the Teabagger seemed like just another happy I.T. drone. He was, however, hiding a terrible secret behind that beguiling smile. Eventually he was revealed. His girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft. He moved to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there.

From that point forward, Neuroxin has harbored a deep animosity toward Keeferman. Neuroxin's goal to eliminate Keeferman completely has yet to be realized, but he has succeeded in neutralizing him on a number of occasions.

Weapons and Abilities

The Teabagger deals in deception. He is a master of bait and switch. He discovers your most sensitive vulnerability, pretends to nurture it, and then he delivers a crippling blow.

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the Teabagger also swings a powerful weapon of his own. The TeaBanger. This -powered flail is made of

A longtime addict (nicotine, caffeine, taurine), Neuroxin is severely hampered by his constant smoke breaks and coffee breaks. In fact, if deprived of them for long enough, he can easily be brought to his knees. It has also been supposed that acute taurine poisoning (brought about by over-indulgence in various "energy drinks") is responsible for his frequent disappearances from the public eye.