Teabagger

From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes

The Teabagger is yet another pleasantly villainous character. He was once both a semi-pro soccer player and database administ corporation. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and .

Biography

Initially a consultant with megacorporation DotCom, the Teabagger began as one of Keeferman's loyal confidants. Eventually his girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft. He moved to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there.

From that point forward, Neuroxin has harbored a deep animosity toward Keeferman. Neuroxin's goal to eliminate Keeferman completely has yet to be realized, but he has succeeded in neutralizing him on a number of occasions.

Powers and Abilities

Physically unimposing, Neuroxin's main strength seems to lie in avoiding confrontation.

He is also a pharmaceutical genius. His potions and elixirs grant him a wide spectrum of extraordinary powers. Suspended animation, invisibility, and heightened senses are just some of the many at his immediate disposal.

Neuroxin is fluent in a number of languages/protocols including Leet, HTML, and SSH.

A longtime addict (nicotine, caffeine, taurine), Neuroxin is severely hampered by his constant smoke breaks and coffee breaks. In fact, if deprived of them for long enough, he can easily be brought to his knees. It has also been supposed that acute taurine poisoning (brought about by over-indulgence in various "energy drinks") is responsible for his frequent disappearances from the public eye.