Teabagger

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The Teabagger (a.k.a. Little Bobby Tables) is yet another pleasantly villainous character. He was once both a semi-pro soccer player and database administrator. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and  
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The Teabagger (a.k.a. Little Bobby Tables) is yet another pleasantly villainous character. Once he was just a database administrator. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and now spends every waking hour.
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==Biography==
==Biography==
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Initially a consultant with megacorporation [[DotCom]], the Teabagger seemed like just another happy I.T. drone. He was, however, hiding a terrible secret behind that beguiling smile. Eventually he was revealed. His girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft. He moved to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there.
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Initially a consultant with megacorporation [[DotCom]], the Teabagger seemed like just another happy I.T. drone. He was, however, hiding a terrible secret. Eventually, of course, his true nature was revealed. His girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft.  
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He fled to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there. With plenty of time on his hands, the Teabagger mulled over his options and decided upon the most evil. He would subvert
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From that point forward, Neuroxin has harbored a deep animosity toward Keeferman. Neuroxin's goal to eliminate Keeferman completely has yet to be realized, but he has succeeded in neutralizing him on a number of occasions.
 
==Weapons and Abilities==
==Weapons and Abilities==
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The Teabagger deals in deception. He is a master of bait and switch. He discovers your most sensitive vulnerability, pretends to nurture it, and then he delivers a crippling blow.
The Teabagger deals in deception. He is a master of bait and switch. He discovers your most sensitive vulnerability, pretends to nurture it, and then he delivers a crippling blow.
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He infuses his custom-blended teas with an alchemy of poisons
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the Teabagger also swings a powerful weapon of his own. The TeaBanger. This  -powered flail is made of
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He doesn't just drink tea, he reads leaves -and it's said that he can divine the future
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A longtime addict (nicotine, caffeine, taurine), Neuroxin is severely hampered by his constant smoke breaks and coffee breaks. In fact, if deprived of them for long enough, he can easily be brought to his knees. It has also been supposed that acute taurine poisoning (brought about by over-indulgence in various "energy drinks") is responsible for his frequent disappearances from the public eye.
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the Teabagger also swings a powerful weapon of his own: The TeaBanger. This  -powered flail is made of stainless steel.
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[[Category:Boston]]
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Revision as of 17:24, 26 January 2010

The Teabagger (a.k.a. Little Bobby Tables) is yet another pleasantly villainous character. Once he was just a database administrator. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and now spends every waking hour.

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Biography

Initially a consultant with megacorporation DotCom, the Teabagger seemed like just another happy I.T. drone. He was, however, hiding a terrible secret. Eventually, of course, his true nature was revealed. His girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft.

He fled to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there. With plenty of time on his hands, the Teabagger mulled over his options and decided upon the most evil. He would subvert


Weapons and Abilities

The Teabagger deals in deception. He is a master of bait and switch. He discovers your most sensitive vulnerability, pretends to nurture it, and then he delivers a crippling blow.

He infuses his custom-blended teas with an alchemy of poisons

He

He doesn't just drink tea, he reads leaves -and it's said that he can divine the future

In addition to hi

the Teabagger also swings a powerful weapon of his own: The TeaBanger. This -powered flail is made of stainless steel.

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