Teabagger
From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| - | The Teabagger is yet another pleasantly villainous character. He was once both a semi-pro soccer player and database | + | The Teabagger (a.k.a. Little Bobby Tables) is yet another pleasantly villainous character. He was once both a semi-pro soccer player and database administrator. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and |
. | . | ||
| Line 7: | Line 7: | ||
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
| - | Initially a consultant with megacorporation [[DotCom]], the Teabagger | + | Initially a consultant with megacorporation [[DotCom]], the Teabagger seemed like just another happy I.T. drone. He was, however, hiding a terrible secret behind that beguiling smile. Eventually he was revealed. His girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft. He moved to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there. |
From that point forward, Neuroxin has harbored a deep animosity toward Keeferman. Neuroxin's goal to eliminate Keeferman completely has yet to be realized, but he has succeeded in neutralizing him on a number of occasions. | From that point forward, Neuroxin has harbored a deep animosity toward Keeferman. Neuroxin's goal to eliminate Keeferman completely has yet to be realized, but he has succeeded in neutralizing him on a number of occasions. | ||
| - | == | + | ==Weapons and Abilities== |
| - | + | The Teabagger deals in deception. He is a master of bait and switch. He discovers your most sensitive vulnerability, pretends to nurture it, and then he delivers a crippling blow. | |
| - | + | In addition to hi | |
| - | + | the Teabagger also swings a powerful weapon of his own. The TeaBanger. This -powered flail is made of | |
A longtime addict (nicotine, caffeine, taurine), Neuroxin is severely hampered by his constant smoke breaks and coffee breaks. In fact, if deprived of them for long enough, he can easily be brought to his knees. It has also been supposed that acute taurine poisoning (brought about by over-indulgence in various "energy drinks") is responsible for his frequent disappearances from the public eye. | A longtime addict (nicotine, caffeine, taurine), Neuroxin is severely hampered by his constant smoke breaks and coffee breaks. In fact, if deprived of them for long enough, he can easily be brought to his knees. It has also been supposed that acute taurine poisoning (brought about by over-indulgence in various "energy drinks") is responsible for his frequent disappearances from the public eye. | ||
Revision as of 17:05, 26 January 2010
The Teabagger (a.k.a. Little Bobby Tables) is yet another pleasantly villainous character. He was once both a semi-pro soccer player and database administrator. There was, however, an "incident". He's since been driven mad and .
Biography
Initially a consultant with megacorporation DotCom, the Teabagger seemed like just another happy I.T. drone. He was, however, hiding a terrible secret behind that beguiling smile. Eventually he was revealed. His girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and was forced to sell his downtown loft. He moved to Boston and embraced the culture of rebellion there.
From that point forward, Neuroxin has harbored a deep animosity toward Keeferman. Neuroxin's goal to eliminate Keeferman completely has yet to be realized, but he has succeeded in neutralizing him on a number of occasions.
Weapons and Abilities
The Teabagger deals in deception. He is a master of bait and switch. He discovers your most sensitive vulnerability, pretends to nurture it, and then he delivers a crippling blow.
In addition to hi
the Teabagger also swings a powerful weapon of his own. The TeaBanger. This -powered flail is made of
A longtime addict (nicotine, caffeine, taurine), Neuroxin is severely hampered by his constant smoke breaks and coffee breaks. In fact, if deprived of them for long enough, he can easily be brought to his knees. It has also been supposed that acute taurine poisoning (brought about by over-indulgence in various "energy drinks") is responsible for his frequent disappearances from the public eye.
