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Piper is the Patrol Dog.

Strapped and ready.

Running semi-wild.

Guarding your sheep.

Origins

Piper is a thoroughbred. He has AKC-certified papers tracing his championship genes back for generations. Genealogists have also tracked his ancestors back to the Shetland islands off the coast of Scotland where they stood as loyal guardians to both sheep and man.

History

Piper's adventures are focused mostly in the Southeastern corridor between Atlanta and Orlando.

Neighborhood patrol, westside.	On patrol, eastside.	In bloom (northside).	In blistering sun.
Neighborhood patrol, southside.	"And the sign said: Long-haired freaky people need not apply."	Keeping an eye out for violators.	Keeping a nose out for violators.
Protecting your property.	Protecting your privileges.	Patrol Dog restrains himself thank you very much.	Sure, sometimes it hurts his feelings, but he respects the law enough to comply with it.

Powers and Weaknesses

While a fearless loyalty is considered his primary character trait, he has a number of other assets at his disposal as well.

Abilities

• Superhearing
• Supersmelling

Weapons

• Canine Teeth
• Wolfen Claws

Armor

• Fur

Weaknesses

• Vulnerable to distraction by squirrel, rabbit, or the smell of bacon.

Known Associates

Piper is the number one sidekick to Joanderwoman. (He's also an overeager partner to Hellkat.)

Patrol Dog began training with Joanderwoman.

Wargames at Ft. Benning.

Arctic training at the U.S. Army N.W.T.C.

S.E.R.E. training, Ft. Bragg.

Themesong

• anything by Street Dogs

Relaxing at home base.

Riding in the Joandermobile.