President Zod
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General Zod ran for President of the United States of America in 2008.
Kneel before Zod.
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Born on Krypton, General Zod became an infamous criminal and was imprisoned in the Forbidden Zone by Jor-El. Freed by accident, Zod attempted a violent takeover of Earth until he was stopped by Kal-El (Superman). Apparently seeking to either amend or bypass the Constitution, Zod now wished to be elected -since American citizens were no longer worthy of his domination. Having lost the election of '08, it is not yet known what Zod's plans are for 2012 (his campaign website no longer updates).
Mission Statement
"When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote."
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References
ZOD2008.com archived via Wayback Machine
