Evil Genius Party

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A potential Evil Overlord provides his list of 100 ways to be successful at villainy.
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The Evil Genius Party are dedicated to world domination.
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[[Image:v3evilgenius.jpg|frame|The List.]]
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[[Image:v3evilgenius.jpg|frame|One evil plot at a time.]]
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==Mission Statement==
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==Mission==
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<blockquote> <i> "Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time." </i> </blockquote>
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<blockquote> <i> "We seek a world of unity and peace where all individuals are united for the benefit of the world, each other, and the Evil Genius in Charge. We believe that individual freedom creates unhappiness, stress, uneasiness, uncertainty, disagreements, false pride, envy, irresponsibility, depression, anger, fights, wars, poor health, distrust, and pretty much all human suffering." </i> </blockquote>
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==The List==
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==Resolutions==
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*Number 90 I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
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*Substantially reduce the size of government.
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*Number 78 I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
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*Set hard-working, decent people free from the fear of uncertainty in their daily lives.
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*Number 75 I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
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*One, easily remembered law: serve and obey your Evil Genius.
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*Number 67 No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
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*Create a unified and peaceful world under one global government. No more wars, border disputes, trade negotiations, illegal immigrants, refugees, or foolish national pride.  
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*Number 6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
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*Number 2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
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==References==
==References==
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The Official [http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html Evil Overlord List] <br>
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The Official [http://party.evilgeniuscomics.com Evil Genius Party] <br>
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Current revision as of 19:25, 3 August 2009

The Evil Genius Party are dedicated to world domination.

One evil plot at a time.

Contents

Mission

"We seek a world of unity and peace where all individuals are united for the benefit of the world, each other, and the Evil Genius in Charge. We believe that individual freedom creates unhappiness, stress, uneasiness, uncertainty, disagreements, false pride, envy, irresponsibility, depression, anger, fights, wars, poor health, distrust, and pretty much all human suffering."

Resolutions

  • Substantially reduce the size of government.
  • Set hard-working, decent people free from the fear of uncertainty in their daily lives.
  • One, easily remembered law: serve and obey your Evil Genius.
  • Create a unified and peaceful world under one global government. No more wars, border disputes, trade negotiations, illegal immigrants, refugees, or foolish national pride.

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References

The Official Evil Genius Party

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