Captain Ozone

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Captain Ozone is an environmental hero.

Captain Ozone

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Biography

Captain Ozone has travelled back in time from an ecologically ravaged future. His arrival, via time latrine, placed him in Bellingham, Washington on March 13, 1989. Since then, he has been on a mission to save us from ourselves.

Mission

His mission is to help create an international Green Power infrastructure that will avert the Petroleum Wars (WWIII).

Methods

  • Touting the benefits of pollution-free hydrogen fuel
  • Demonstrating hemp oil as an alternative lubricant to petroleum
  • Crusading for the conservation of endangered salmon
  • Teaching school kids ecological awareness
  • Recycling used toilets into fine works of art

Promotional Commandments

  • Be Your Own Talk Show Host!
  • The Pen is Mightier than the Sword!
  • Be Heard in the Binary Heavens!
  • Demonstrate!
  • Green Your Art!
  • Invest in Green Energy!
  • Contribute Your Green!
  • Spread the Word!

References

The official website
His MySpace
As reported at Treehugger

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