P.I.S.S.E.R.

From Encyclopedia Superheroica -the Encyclopedia of Superheroes

Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's endorse a product or service. The Product Information & Safety Superhero Education Rangers are here to show you some of the many different ways that superheroes can serve corporate interests.

P.I.S.S.E.R..

Description

"Being a superhero may seem glamorous at first, but when you start adding up the cost of all those cool crime-fighting gadgets, color coordinated jumpsuits, not to mention pending litigation from that former teenage sidekick, even the mightiest caped crusader has to commercialize a bit to keep the bank from foreclosing on his secret underground lair. Maybe it's preaching to kids about the wonders of solar energy and not putting plastic bags over their heads, or replacing all the tools in his trusty utility belt with irresistible Hostess™ fruit pies."

References

The Official entry.

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